A subtle hint for all you Scots

Can you imagine what you'll 'catch' from all those bar snacks ? <****ty hands>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-22412953

 

You can catch ****ty Hands from bar snacks?

 

I ****ing despise ****s who don't wash their hands.

 

I was in the toon last night, plenty of big black guys hanging about the toilets making sure you wash your hands. They even put the taps on for you and give you paper towels to dry your hands, how lazy would you need to be NOT to wash your hands??

All this while rhyming off a wee ditty, "wash your fingas for da mingas". He got a fiver just for that.

 

Bog goblins

 

Or Bog Trolls.

 

I was in that place that used to be Tiger Tiger, can't even remember what it's called now, I still just call it Tiger Tiger. Anyway, see the beaver that goes in there, ****ing unreal man. Plus theres always a load of hen parties go in there as well, good for a swatch.

 

They're a particular bogbear of mine.

 

This in Newcastle? Aye still Tiger Tiger, wall to wall fanny

 

I gave a bog goblin 100 quid once, back when I was under the spell of Gamblor.

Wit-a-tit

 

A club full of Cheryl Cole/Tweedytypes? Skirts up to their Shereens and fake tan plastered on like a Creosote/Polyfilla combo.

 

That's an expensive pish/****e?

 

No it's one in Glasgow.

Used to be called Tiger Tiger but it's changed it's name, still full of fanny though.

 

Think Mansion House took it over

 

Acting the big man Dev. Back when I took coke. I cringe thinking about what I use to be like

 

It's amazing how generous we become when drunk/stoned. I gave a Big Issue seller a fiver once...and I never even took the magazine.

Last of the Big Spenders.

 

Aye that's the one.

Yer no wrong. Loads of fannies in there too, the sort of ****s that look down their nose at you but wouldn't dare say anything cos they'd get their **** kicked in, and their burds pumped.

 

I always give homeless ****s money. Bit of a sucker that way. There's a very odd beggar at charing cross station. He sits and reads books or does tapestry I don't give him money because he doesn't look desperate enough. Comes across as a bit of a chancer actually