Admittedly a Man U rip (apologies for RIP ) off but perfect and something Stan would find amusing... Rising up to the spirit in the sky That's where I'll go when i die When i die and they lay me in a hole I'm gonna go on the pi$$ with Stanley Bowles.
Whoa oh, here he comes Watch out teams, he’ll chew you up Whoa oh, here he comes He’s-a Stanleee Bowles