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A song for Fat Mike

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    if you had to name a popular song title which best describes his reign at the Toon.. what would you pick?

    I'd go for 'money's too tight to mention'.
     
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    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    " lip up fatty " by Bad Manners
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Taylor Swift - I knew you were trouble (when you walked in and .......renamed the stadium, ............sold Andy Carroll, ..................hired Joe Kinnear/Dennis Wise)
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    on the financial side of things we could have 'back in black'.
     
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    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    Rat in the kitchen
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    There so many good songs in the name of his worship Fatty, I could be here all night.

    Here's one specially for Mike by Carter USM with - Surfin USM (aka 'You Fat Bastard')
    Sing-alaong <ok>


    "When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your twenty-six-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed."​

    Then you reach that age twenty-four, twenty-five, your muscles give up, wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard."​

    "YOU FAT BASTARD!"​



     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    Another from Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

    Ladies and Gentlemen I Give You 'Sheriff Fatman'


    He just chuckles and smiles
    Laughs like a madman
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sheriff Fatman
    Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, Sheriff Fatman, brainchumps




     
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    'The Knack' could obviously see into the future back in the 70s, with their hit "Mikes your owner"


    I'll get me coat...
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I vote this the winner if its another competition as long as Trev doesnt enter of course, Brilliant!
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    "It's his party, and we'll cry if he wants us to"
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    maybe the laughing policeman

    he seems to laugh at us quite a bit like.
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    More like the 'Laughing Gnome'
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    A Song by the aptly named 'Flying Lizards'
    Money (That's What I Want)

    Perfect for a pre-match song......to accompany the SD adverts


    The best things in life are free
    But you can give them to the birds and bees
    I want money
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    You love gives me such a thrill
    But your love won't pay my bills
    I want money
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    Money don't get everything it's true
    But what it don't get I can't use
    I want money
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    That's what I want
    (That's what I want)
    I want money
    I want lots of money
    In fact I want so much money
    Give me your money
    Just give me money
     
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  16. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    **** off fat ****
     
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    I can't get away from Floyd's classic "Money" especially considering the line "I may buy me a football team".
     
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  18. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
    Sums it all up really
    The fatman gets his money
    We get nothing
    He wants his transfers for free
    And may well end up in Dire Straits if things dont change.!
     
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  19. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Status Quo, "Down, Down (Deeper and Down)" ?
     
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Not necessarily related to fat ****er...but 'Rip it Up [and start again] - Orange Juice applies after today.
     
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