Just seen in the BBC gossip section, we've been linked with a 6mil move for Carlton Cole. Despite the fact that we wouldn't / can't / won't pay 6 pounds for Carlton Cole, Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, Andrew Cole or even Nat King Cole.
How about Cheryl Cole? She could totter onto the pitch at half time in one of her silly outfits and sing "Whey-aye I'm gonna fook Ashley"...
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/tra...spel-talk-job-under-threat-article761775.html PLEASE.............God make this be true...... I have my doubts Stan