...That night, the veteran Not 606'r Old Sparkey draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs to his fellow posters who share his pad on the Porthcawl riviera, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" Old timer and lucky league predictor Blue From Bridgend shrieks , "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?" Meanwhile another house partner, (one of the nicest people you could ever meet) similarly challenged by time Masky, was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to his housemates. He shakes is head in disbelief and says, "Oh dear I sure hope I never get like those old buggers." He knocks on wood for good measure. He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
...........and another think Dom. Stop bringing that meths home with you - finish it before you come in.
