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A riddle

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  1. Gunner B Late

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    Whats black and white and red all-over?
     
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  2. ReallyReal

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    A penguin with a machete lodged in its head.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Gary Speed's rotting corpse covered in a welsh shirt <ok>
     
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  4. ReallyReal

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    A badger that's been baited.
     
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  5. Paulie Gualtieri

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    May I have a guess ?
     
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  6. irishgreen

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    My cock after my Xmas kicking from those lovely Polish dudes <ok>
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You got kicked in? <laugh>
     
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  8. JMMP

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    What is wrong with you ? you sad ****.
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    No, don't think that's the answer to the riddle, better luck next time champ.
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    A nun on her period with no fanny pads to hand?
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Is that a personal experience?
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    I've never been a nun.
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Not the nun bit, being covered in blood because you forgotten to shove it up ye flange <ok>
     
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  14. JMMP

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    Your attempts at making "cyber" mates is sad and pathetic.
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    You don't shove fanny pads up your flange.

    Unless I've been doing it wrong.<confused>
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Not the pads, the stickie things <ok>
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> You make me chuckle boyo.
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    Fly paper? <confused>
     
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  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. tomw24

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    What the **** - you sick bastard
     
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