https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-46152587 I won't say which paragraph it was that got me chuckling
Ha ha, them poor kids...they’ve had a close shave there like! ****ing hate fancy dress me! Is that a ****ing wind up tho? Look at the name of the bloke who wrote the article!
"We have a house available in Sunderland Sir, with 5 acres and a swimming pool" "**** that ............... can we go back to that caravan site please"