Morning to you all, I have very recently received a Private Message from DS, firstly he wishes to disassociate himself from BOND, he would have posted before but did not wish to suffer any further ridicule from people on here. Me, I'm different, DS regards me as his bestest friend after my doomed attempts to help him, he is comfortable in a sanitorium just outside of Barcelona. Anyway, without further ado, I will cut and paste his Private Message to me, the original was written in Spanish with a strong Scouser Dialect, I have had to use Google Translator, not ideal, but Mexijan is in a different time zone, here goes: Ai Caramba my numero uno amigo (see I told you so!!) Senor Neek, i need a mucho favour por favour and let my amigo's in Pleeemouth know that my recovery, though mucho slow is looking ver gut pleeese tell them from moi: Hola Hola Muchachos, senors and signoritas, tis I DS from scorchio Barthelona. I am mucho appreciated in this hacienda where they let moi access a keyboard for 30 minutes per dias. I have made much new amigos and Mr Pepe lets me in to the Nou Camp at half tempo for a Pepe talk to the hombres. Senor Messi, he say to moi - El Superbo you were on the wrong side in 82, you should have been with Argentina in the Malvinas, you were sadly missed muchach0, with you on our side signorita Thatcher would have mucho tortilla espana on her face. On Sunday petite moi (translation problem!!!!) I am to give a Pepe talk to the local Matadors and Toreadors on all my knowledge, mon brave Pepe tells me I speek so much Bull that all will be tres bon (translation problem) To my special amigos', senor sensibleverde, senor notdistantverde, verdearmyjock and especially sensiblejose, to you all $$&&??@@@***&& and +=&&%%%$$""££!! and ££$$££"""!!!!!XXX@@@@:: GOOGLE TRANSLATES AS Adios Amigo Love and Kisses DS Nick again, I promised to print this for him, if he does send me another PM, I will share it with you all
Bad news indeed, they let him near a keyboard!!!! Bloody Spanish and their hospitalos, see Spanish is easy just add an o at the end of each word and speak SLOWLY and VERY LOUD, can´t trust them just like the French the cheese eating surrender monkeys. Just to clear up your translation issues, being fluent in cheese eating surrender monkey too for that you just add le before the word and speak SLOWLY and VERY LOUD, petit moi translates to "me like" and tres bon is "calm down, calm down it's well sorted" Still good news for people of Barcelona they can now have a team that will finally be successful and play football the way it is mean't to be played. On a footballing note ONB are you lot planning to sign anyone else this closed season? I believe Fallon may still be free if you need to add something ´different´ to your attack.
Hi Mexijan, Re transfers at Stoke, same old same old, but lots of turmoil and dissent on the not606 board, mostly generated by my goodself, i am delighted to say. I have been 'treating' them to various forms of poetry, Triolet, Rhyming Couplet, Terza Rima AND Haiku, unfortunately the natives are not very appreciative!!! Oh a rumour that won't go away is that Stoke are after Owen Hargreaves and back in for Carlton Cole and Jerome!!!!! Thanks for the advice re translation Cheers matey
