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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I am truly perplexed that so many people are against more mosques being built in UK - I think it should be the goal of every Briton to be tolerant. Thus mosques should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

    That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosques, thereby promoting tolerance from within. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

    Next door should be a butcher's shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

    Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods.

    Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

    All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.
     
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  2. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    what an excellent idea.

    Need a couple of pubs so they could pop in for a lemonade and socialise after prayers. The Red Camel and The Burkah?

    And a betting shop is a must.

    It really is very selfish of us to expect them to integrate when we don`t provide the facilities. It`s a disgrace.
     
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  3. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Brilliant!
     
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  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Spot on Billy D.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    good post Billy.
    It boils my piss that tolerance seems to be one way and political correctness has gone mad.
     
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  6. Cyclops

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    Brilliant post mate! An echo of my own sentiments & many others no doubt.

    Will tell you something I heard yesterday that will no doubt get no coverage at all in the local paper but the teachers at Thornhill School had to lock the white kids in the classrooms as a gang of the muslim kids were storming round the corridors attacking white kids. This was meant to have happened earlier on this week, how legitimate this is I do not know but the person who told me this has a daughter at that school.

    Before anyone starts I'm not stirring here, just saying something that I myself have been told.
     
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  7. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Well there was a report on the radio this week saying that gangs of muslims had formed themselves into vigilanties in Tower Hamlets, London, attacking skimpily dressed white lasses branding them "dirty white sluts".

    Thing that gets me is, if Islam is such a good way of life, why don't they stay in Islamic countries?
    Not being bigoted here before the PC brigade get their kecks in a twist but if they want to come here they should abide by our laws & customs.
    They come for one reason, the free loading gravy train.
     
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  8. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    A kid got slashed accross the face with a key, total joke of a school!

    They have maps for walking home seperate ways!

    I went to that ****pit 22 years ago i think i can recall maybe 4 ethnics in my year, now white kids are outnumbered and segregated!
     
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  9. Cyclops

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    As did I mate, left in the 90's & things started to get a bit dodgy even then. It's worrying though thinking that you send your bairn to school expecting them to come home safe & sound only for something like that to happen. I've heard a lot of bad stories about the place, which is a part of my own past & life. Once upon a time I might have thought nothing of sending a kid of my own there but the way things are now there's no hope of that.
     
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  10. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Neither would i mate it makes me feel sick that kids are trying to get an education in a war zone in ENGLAND ffs
     
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    Not making any judgements here but I got this on an email (don't know if its genuine though)

    For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
    For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
    Not fair to make judgement of this,
    Until you see what the Fire Chief says!!!!

    In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex home was destroyed by a fire.

    A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members,
    lived on the first floor. They died.
    An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country
    from Kenya, lived on the second floor. They, too, all perished.
    Six LA, Hispanic, gang bangers & ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor.
    They, too, died.
    A white couple lived on the top floor.
    The couple survived the fire.


    Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious!! They flew
    into LA and met with the fire chief. On camera, they loudly demanded to
    know why blacks, Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and why
    only the white couple lived?



    The Fire Chief said, "They were at work."
     
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  12. concrete tony

    concrete tony Well-Known Member

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    What a happy band you lot are! I couldn't give a **** if someone wants to build a mosque. Why do you care? Does it really affect your life? Answer probably not.
     
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  13. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Class (not people dying btw)
     
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  14. murray out

    murray out Well-Known Member

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    wish the lot of them would **** off back to the far east where the counts belong, and I' m no racist, I lost my job once to be replaced by a pole when I was on demolition, ****ing disgrace, great post in the 1st place Billy, as usual
     
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  15. murray out

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    wish the lot of them would **** off back to the far east where the ****s belong, and I' m no racist, I lost my job once to be replaced by a pole when I was on demolition, ****ing disgrace, great post in the 1st place Billy, as usual
     
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  16. bobgee

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    W O W ! She Did It
    Again!!!


    Australia says NO -- This will be the second Time Julia Gillard has done this!

    She sure isn't backing down on her hard line stance and one has to appreciate her belief in the rights of her native countrymen.

    A breath of fresh air to see someone lead. Australian Prime Minister does it again!!

    Prime Minister Julia Gillard - Australia

    Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

    Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies
    monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
    'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT... Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'

    'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.'

    'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese,

    Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!'

    'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

    'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

    'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

    'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
     
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  17. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    They are a cancer spreading across the world.
     
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  18. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    tidied.

    If they need more mosques there`s too many fkg moslems.
     
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    A camel is called the ship of the desert as it is full of Arab semen.
     
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  20. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    This.
     
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