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A new toon army

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    A little something from the local press.
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    NEWCASTLE United scouts are out in force at the Continent’s top games again this weekend – but realistic Alan Pardew knows their extensive efforts are unlikely to turn up an army of Cheick Tiotes this summer.

    Can you just imagine an army of Cheik Tiote's?
     
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    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    The rest of the world wouldnt stand a chance. All bow before our glorious leader, Cheick Tiote
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    They'd just hold their hands up and concede.
     
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    The time/space continuum cannot take more than one Tiote.

    Pardew is putting civilisation as we know it in peril.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 7, 2011
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    If we scour the depths of space and time, delve into the multiple other galaxies and possibly even parallel universes... then we might just about find 0.1% of a Cheick Tiote!
     
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    That geet big collider thingy is designed to bring about a 10,000,000,000, of a nanosecond of Tiote molecule to be studied. They have now settled for witnessing the God particle.
     
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    The world would implode.
     
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    Maybe tiote has a partner who may reproduce future tiotes...... we could make him produce 11 sons and in 18 years time the Toon would rule....
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    And if they were born in Newcastle they'd qualify to play for England and we'd win the World Cup for years to come.
     
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    This thread actually made me LOL!

    Personally i reckon if we had an army of Cheick Tiotes then the Wars in Afghanistan and in Iraq would have finished years ago!

    And he would have found Bin Laden!!
     
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    I've been informed by a source that a crack unit of Tiotes hasn't been captured in Libya by farmers.
     
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    Never! Impossible!
     
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    Cheick Tiote is, as well all know, a time lord of course
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Haha rep if I can <laugh>
     
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