To be sung at this weekend's game. (to the tune of lord of the dance) Niall Quinn, wherever you may be, You are the lord of SAFC And you'll lead us all, wherever you may be, And you'll lead us to the top of the Premier League! It's a bit shorter than some of my earlier ballads, but it would be great to have something like this at the match. Or a full-hearted 'Naill Quinn's Disco Pants' sung throughout the whole stadium.