A new season a new set of fans

Today was my first game back at Carrow Road this season. I wasn't surprised to see a couple of new season ticket holders. On the plus side a rude father and son now no longer sit in front of me and the kids to my side seem to have matured over the summer and are now far more interested in the football than banging their seat! However no sitting behind me are a couple of 14 year olds who insisted on making farting noises throughout the match! Why?

Also, while he wasn't making fart noises he was whistling tunes. If I have to deal with this all season I'm going to go mental!

Anyway, it was great to be back at Carrow Road at last seeing the old favourites and the new transfers. It was also great to see a clean sheet for the first time in a while!

 

So no one thinks making a fart noise while watching a match is odd?

 

Lol sorry about that bor ill try not to do it as much next time.

 

Surely Squeaky bum time is now a firmly established part of the game?

Admittedly, it should really only apply to the last 5 mins of a game where the result is still in doubt or the period of March through to May when teams are desperate for points....

 

But to make the farting noises with your mouth is just weird.

 

Maybe it's the wind of change.

 

Is that a ha farted attempt at humour????

 

I definitely remember being told on our tour of the ground that new season ticket holders should begin with armpit farts before moving onto mouth ones. I'd write to the club about it.

 

I don't think they'd be bothered by this trumped up charge.

 

If people refused to buy season tickets near them, it would knock the wind out of their sales!

 

You may laugh now, but give it a couple of years and we'll all be doing it.
Those boys could make a million, easily.

 

Sitting right next to those bloody hammers fans was far more annoying pathetic muppets