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    German Regular Nazi Party 1920-1945 5'x3' Flag - Exclusi...
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    People who buy Paul Ross portraits also buy Nazi flags, apparently. <laugh>
     
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    With one eye on the forthcoming European Championships, I logged onto Amazon with the intention of buying one of those England flags that you fly from a vehicle window. However after stumbling upon this jazzy number I felt compelled to purchase one. Imagine my disappointment when it arrived and I realised that it was simply too large to flutter from a window but, being one to turn misfortune to my advantage, I realised that I could fasten it to the side of my transit van no problem. It fit like a glove! After buying another flag for the other side, my old van looked the proverbial bee's knees. Given I intended to travel to Poland for the Championships in my trusty vehicle, I thought it best to take a test drive to make sure the flags worked properly. Sure enough, after driving round Northern France on a booze trip, the flags worked a treat! You wouldn't believe the number of heads my old van turned and odd continental waves I got.

    I can certainly recommend the German Regular Nazi Party 1920-1945 flag, it pimps a van like nothing else and I can't wait to storm into Poland in it in July to see our boys take on the opposition!



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    <laugh>

    I never even looked...some of the others are class as well!
     
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    As a young man I would spend hours thinking, the thought which aroused me most of all was the thought of kissing Sue Pollard quickly as she made strange noises on her button operated voice box. I would dream of this image for hours on end rubbing myself as I thought of Sue Pollard, how I yearned for just one press of those buttons on her throat, what I wouldn't do for just one quick kiss and a donkey ride with the lovely Sue Pollard.

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    This big Nazi flag is much better than my previous Nazi flag, which was a crudely-drawn swastika on a piece of notepad paper. Hanging this out of the window really helps to show off my race-hate credentials to the neighbours. I've actually bought a job lot of one hundred, I use them for everything around the house. Dishcloths, dusters, throw rugs, you name it, I've swastika'd it. Thanks Amazon, and thanks also for suggesting that I buy Mein Kampf at the same time! Kudos for your liberal promotion of the poisonous views of old Adolf. I can't wait for your "Repeal the abolition of Apartheid"-frequently-bought-with-Hello-Kitty-pyjamas-offer!

    It's Führer-iffic!,
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> Some real belters <laugh>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Some people have too much time on their hands.
     
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    And a sense of humour.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I was being ironic seeing as some of us spend a lot of time on here...
     
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    I was being ironic as apparently i don't have a sense of humour.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    We're at an ironic cross road.
     
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    Ironic Cross with Oak Leaves
     
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    1. Print a photo of a celebrity on canvas
    2. List it on Amazon for £2500
    3. Spam forums like this encouraging us to write daft reviews and spread the word
    4. Eventually, some pissed rich person will buy it.

    Genius.
     
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    anal sex guide book

     
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