A Mole

Extraordinary meeting of the Abergarngochdulais Branch of the Swansea Sitty Supporters Club at the Stag and Dalek Pub

Tarquin called us all to come to a special meeting at the S&D. He said that one of us present was a mole and was really a Cardiff Sitty supporter in disguise who had infiltrated our little group from the Abergarngochdulais Branch of the Cardiff Sitty Supporters Club. (Abergarngochdulais is half way between Swansea & Cardiff, so we have both sets of fans in the village, like.)

Anyway, we was all shocked like. We started looking at each other suspishussly.

Tarquin said that a Cardiff Sitty supporter would probably be wearing something red, so he made us all show what we was wearing. Darren had a red T-shirt on so we all accused him of being the mole but he said he just put on the first thing he found in his wardrobe when he got up.

Tarquin then saw that I had some Lego in my bag, so I must be the Cardiff Sitty supporter. But I explained I had just been Chrissmuss shopping and had bought the Lego for my nephew, like, but I don't think they beleeved me.

Tarquin then thought that someone might have a connekshun with Vincent Tan. Algernon pointed out that the 2 girls present (Molly & Annabelle Fortescue-Smythe) both had fake tans so either of them could be the mole - but which one.

Then Molly spotted that Tarquin had 'Car Diff' tattooed on his arm. We all looked at it in horror. Our own Chairman was really a spy! Tarquin said the original tattoo said 'My Car Differs from yours - mine's a Ferrari'. He said all the other letters had rubbed off apart from Car and Diff. Well, he does have a Ferrari, it's true, but we was all still suspishuss.

In the end, no-one was really sure whether we was all Cardiff Sitty supporters or all Swansea Sitty supporters, so we all went home.

What do you guys think??

 

I think you have a brilliant sense of humor!

 

You must be Mabon then..........

 

What is your problem sparky, after gullibles effort on this thread is that the best you can do

 

The problem is clearly yours pal.

 

Mr Gullible, the truth is out that .keep digging and I'm sure you'll reveal the true facts

 

I think not sparky the comment above was unprovoked, yet you decide to include me in your response to Mr Gullible

 

A fun thread derailed. Enough is enough.

Just what the doctor ordered, Mr G

 

Good to see you're still on this board Mr G. i think you have nothing to worry about with your Chairman as Tarquin's explanation seems perfectly plausible. If i were you i'd look a little closer beneath those fake tans, they may be concealing something incriminating!

 

I reckon it's the Polish cleaner ear-wigging from the cleaners storeroom.

 

Khazak surely

 

I'd like to know how Tarquin can afford a Ferrari!! Unless Tarquin is Chico in disguise??

 

I blame the whole conspiracy on Dai and the owner of this site Micky, they have been exchanging emails!...................

 

Nope, Polish she had a sausage in her hand...

 

Claaassy!

 

Ah... that's right. If she was Khazak it would have been a paint brush.