Just as you're about to kick the bucket, family roon ye, priest (if your of that persuasion) etc. What would happen if you tanned 5 or so viagra and died with a massive hardon. Would rigour mortis set in? Would they be able to close the coffin? I must know.
I remember hearing about a grieving widow who had the same problem, in that, her dear departed died with a stauner and the undertaker could not get he lid on. The undertaker suggested severing the penis and inserting into his anus - so it was'nt lying loose in the casket as it were. The widow found this strange but went along with it, and as she viewed his body she saw a small tear trickle from his eye She gently wiped it away, as she bent close to wish him his final farewell before screwing the lid down, she whispered in his ear "Hurts does'nt it you bastard?"
