A mate of mine got a job a couple of months ago working for a firm who fix playground equipment. I asked him how it was going and he said "You know, it's swings and roundabouts" <getmycoatsmiley>
Is he the same mate who gave up repairing lifts because the job had too many ups and downs ? <I'malreadyoutofthedoor>
He was the same mate who went to see the Doctor because he had difficulty pronouncing words with F and T. The Doctor said "Well, you can't say fairer than that then"