I'm kind of a big deal in my street...'El Escoces'. Some wee **** was trying to tap 1000 pesos off me and showing me his Celtic top....I laughed and told him all about their shame. Jim Torbett et al\\ ...and all his wee muckers started calling him a ****file and throwing stones at him. I just hope I have informed the little chap accordingly. Its all about education in Latin America, for years they have suffered the 'brain drain'. I like to think I've put things right.
Best to nip it in the bud now or next thing you know it he'll be boarding a plane to the united states with a bomb strapped to him. #celticfamily please log in to view this image
yes it did Listen phannybaws - just cause you're a wee **** thats never left yer rat hole in Glasgow, disnae mean the rest ay us are. I've shagged more foreign naaan than you've had hot dinners, my horizons are broad....nearest you get to broadening yer horizons is going to Naveeds for 25 Royals and a bottle of Dandelion and Burdock.
