A Pakistani and a black man fall off Blackpool Tower at the same time......Who hits the ground first??? Although I'm sure you are tempted to say.....Who gives a ****!!! The actual answer is the black man, as Pakistanis are normally a shade lighter!
I got a lift in to work from a Pakistani colleague today, and had to listen to 'Bhangra FM' for the whole journey. I didn't want to appear racially insensitive and offend his culture by reaching over and changing the radio station. Plus I didn't want to accidently detonate the van.
