A Guide to Men for Women

I often think that we have to work to rules set by the Women, so here for a change is our rules for them.



These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

ON PURPOSE!



1.Men are NOT mind readers.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.

If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving

it down.



1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the

changing of the tides.

Let it be.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!



1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to

almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want

help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible

in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after

7 Days.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.



1. If something we said can be interpreted two

ways and one of the ways makes you sad or

angry, we meant the other one



1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell

us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it

yourself.



1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you

have to say during commercials..



1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need

directions and neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows

default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.

Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what

mauve is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"

We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth

the hassle.



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer

to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely

anything you wear is fine..Really



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless

you are prepared to discuss such topics as

FOOTBALL or

motor sports



1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!



1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;



But did you know men really don't mind that? It's

like camping.

 

quality

 

How many times have one of those sayings been used against you?

Many I guess.

Good post.

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Blacker-than-Knight again.

Don't know when it was that I last gave you any but it seems it'll have to wait.

 

Rep

 

rep as well

 

This.

 

Spread some rep around and I still can't leave you any. Will try again later.

 

Think it's 24 hours between repping the same person...

Have some from me!

 

Rep-a-rama