Groundhopping - A Tiddler’s Travels

Would have been a goer if I had annual leave left.

 

14.30 @ Arundel last week, not happy.

 

15.45 after the Arundel nonsense we end up here at Horsham YMCA

 

You are almost at public park level now.

Do you manage to get programmes & abashed at this level?

 

Oh yeah, down at this level you have to produce a programme or you get fined.

Some of the programmes can be quite good.

 

Be careful when you visit Beckenham Place Park - the pitches were covered in dog sh1t last time I was there.

 

Mr van Gerwen, nice to see your cutting humour back!

Beckenham Town have a tidy little ground with a decent clubhouse.

 

I was being serious, it was reminiscent of avoiding IADs in Iraq, picking your way across their football pitches ...

 

Beckenham Place Park saw the Elf shoot some decent scores on the golf course.

No, I was not the tee before any smart a*** pops up!

 

Spent many happy years there as a boy, being a native of Downham. Different area entirely in those days.

 

Always thought you were scum!

I was brought up opposite Catford cop shop.

 

To think we were almost neighbours ...

 

And still are

 

You're not meant to like that post Mr van Gerwen

 

You should of told me you were local, I almost certainly wouldn’t of met you for a drink.

 

I was aware you're Sussex based, don't flatter yourself Donald!

Besides, the drinks would have been on you and I'm told you are a tight c***!

 

Not a tight **** - a fan of tight ****s

 

Did you live in that house with the stone cladding and imitation turrets ....... and it was right in the middle of Downham public housing Estate !!

 

That was van Gerwen's. Replacing a turret for a dart.

 

The nearest I got to Downham was Peter Pan's pool.