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A gr8 way for oap's to hv a txt life!

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Here's a list of 10 abbreviations for the young at heart but old of thumb, here's my list, can you think of more OAP txt talk!

    ADT - At the doctor's
    BFF - Best friends funeral
    FFB - Forcing a fart back
    WMG - Where's my glasses?
    BTW - Bring the wheelchair
    PMSLN - Peed myself last night
    HGBM - Had a good bowel movement
    WAITT - Who am I talking to?
    CSMF - Can't see my feet
    FWIW - Forgot where I was
    WAIA - Who am I again?​
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    fk of
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I failed my textspeak O Level. I dunno what any of them are <laugh>
     
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    Bllks yu cnt
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    wtf is the only one I know. I text in full and proper English. LOL.
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Me either. It was shamelessly stolen from another forum.
     
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  7. gas

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    DTW-During the war

    WAHO- Whats a hard on

    CUC- Closed up ****
     
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  8. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    GOML - Get Off My Lawn
    ILS - I Love Sunderland
     
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    Still in caps as well?ROFL
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    GTFO <grr>
     
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    FATBOB- **** all teeth but outstanding blowjob
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ...and that, children, was how a great blowjob came to be known as a fatbob.
     
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    LERAYHETGSB<grr>
     
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  14. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    GARY - Get A Rope, You!
     
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  15. gas

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    WTF is that YFC ?

    FATBOB is also to be linked with RODFAB -

    Remove ones dentures for a blow
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Right, ye got me on that one.
     
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    **** knows...It is pure gibberish...caps lock on and random key strokes<ok>
     
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  18. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    SODOMY - Sam Ogles Dirty Old Men's Yongles
     
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  19. Sam Axe

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    What I do in my spare time is my business <grr>
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Never mind text speak, this 102 year old has a bone to pick with normal written English.

    [video=youtube;2_dc65V7DV8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2_dc65V7DV8[/video]

    He makes a good point.
     
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