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A footnote in early morning news

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I AM RAGING BEYOND POSSIBILITY.

    Today they magnamously give Alan Turing a pardon.

    ****IN BEEL DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN IT

    This man, this genius, who fathered machine computational mathematics and cryptography is today pardoned.

    I WANT TO RIP THE THROAT FROM EVERY **** WHO DARES BREATHE HIS NAME.

    This man who after all his achievements they destroyed, they chemically castrated, because he was a ****.

    Today his pardon was? For being a ****.

    Alan Turing is by order of the realm pardoned of being a ****ta by the very same realm that robbed him of his nuts and shortly thereafter life and robbed us of pure genius.

    AM ****IN FROTHIN WITH RAGE AT THE INSULT AND THE SIDENOTE IN WHICH IT WAS DELIVERED.

    Well done, Alan Turing, you are no longer a ****. Your pardon says so. Pity they can't give you back the manhood or the very life they stole from you.

    I HAVE RARELY BEEN SO ****IN ANGRY.

    Alan Turing is no ****in footnote.
     
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    Take a bow. I watched it this morning and am absolutely ****ing fizzing. I aam not a particularly vengeful person but I hope the ****s who condemned him and drove him to suicide rot in hello.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    did he like WWE?
     
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    All those men in tight spandex, I'd imagine he loved it (pre castration)
     
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  5. Tina.

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    I've no idea who or what you're on about but I always love reading your late night beel on here <laugh><applause>
     
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    Gambol pissed again.
     
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  7. Moses

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    Well he is a warrior poet you know.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am genuinely raging about it. Turing's genius saved countless lives and even now he doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Instead they let him off for being a ****?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    To be fair I was pished last night. But my beel about the treatment of Turing is genuine. :grin:
     
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  10. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    No I googled it after I read your post. It is outrageous.
     
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    It's scandalous. I am getting more and more angry about this culture which says it doesn't matter how badly real people have been treated in the past as long as someone issues a pardon or an apology. "we stopped you, a genuine bona fide genius and hero, from fulfilling your life's work, we castrated you and treated you like a *****phile just because you were different and preferred the company of men to women and our actions definitely destroyed your life and drove you to kill yourself when you should have been enjoying public acclamation and riches. Ah well, perhaps we were a bit harsh but have this apology as a token of our grief - look we even got the Queen to play santa Claus and approve it so we could announce it on Christmas Eve" What an absolute bunch of mealy mouthed, self congratulatory, arrogant fanny spanners.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Maybe a pardon's on it's way for Lawrence of Arabia?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's beyond comprehension. I nearly put ma boot through the telly last night when it was announced on the news.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    And Laurel & Hardy?
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

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    They were'nt gay. <grr>
     
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    I seriously don't know if you are WUMMING or not <laugh>
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    Few do, few do.
     
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  18. Toby

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    It's ****ing disgusting. I've been beeling about Turing's treatment for years, and it's the ****ing tories that finally got it done (Brown pretended to sort stuff out)

    The man was a ****ing genius and a founder of modern computing. If any relatives of the ****s...Am too pissed to type.

    <beel>
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I spent the last few days in Kent with family.

    You seen the news?

    No leccy in the house from monday night onwards.

    At the grandparents in Dorset now, hot water and food, TV and internet, i feel human again.

    Going for a piss with a candle is no way to spend xmas eve :(

    Am slowly drinking my way through enough booze to do me til nye though :)
     
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