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A footballers first date..

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    Deleted # Well-Known Member

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    What's the world coming to?<laugh>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    :emoticon-0116-evilg. Well i found it funny.

    He should have farted into his hand and stuck it under her nose.

    Watch her go balistic.
     
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    I was on a night out in Newcastle a few years ago and there was a young lass (25ish) sitting at the table next to us texting away. My mate the dirty owld git (58ish) decided to try and get talking to her so he asked "what did you used to do with your hands before you had a mobile phone?"

    She looked him straight in the eye and said "masterbate" he was lost for words <laugh>
     
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