A few questions

If Scotland vote yes for independence .....


1. What happens to the orange marches in Edinburgh and Glasgow ?

2. Will they have to take the blue out of the union flag ?

 

1. The marches get bigger eventually descending into a new ulster.

2. Yes

 

the only marches will be Hibernia ones.

 

most of us in Scotland want **** all to do with bigoted prods and fenians.

 

1. The Orange Order in Scotland will deteriorate due to an aging membership and a mass exodus to the North of Paddyland.

So much so the march in July will be renamed the tangerine walk.

2. Yes but it will be in good company because .....there ain't no black in the union jack.

 

After independence you'll have to get used to a divided country akin to Ulster.

For over 3 hundred years it's only been a joint contempt and hatred for the English that has held Scotland together.

Mon the prods.

 

The time is ripe for the Sally army to come to the fore.

 

1. The OO say they will leave Scotland in the event of a Yes vote so no more fat, middle-aged bigots in bowler hats and sashes banging on drums. If that isn't an incentive to vote Yes then I don't know what is.

2. Yes. I heard a rumour that they're planning to ask Ireland to join the UK and take Scotland's place so the blue would be swapped for the green of Eire.

 

with any luck also the irish fenian bigots will **** off to the uk (Ireland or England).

result.

 

Doubt it, mate. It's you lot who who practically invented fundamentalist nut-job Christianity, before exporting it to the world.