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A few pointers for Newcastle Newbies

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  1. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    1. Never assume a Youtube video link actually has the faintest connection with what's being discussed......inevitably it leads to a Rick Astley video

    2. Unless you want a torrent of slavver, don't multi-post to the Unwashed board

    3. Be impressed about how much time certain lads have on their hands to post like 30 times a day

    4. Learn the nicknames.....

    Tash.........Heavy Metal Toon
    Agent Bruce......newly installed as God/Overlord
    A H.......bouncer/The Big Gay ( according to his chum Aginairr)
    NufcBano..........Santon lover

    5. Be aware we have 3 ladies on the forum who very much behave themselves so no smut.

    6. There are certain male members ( that came out wrong) who seem to have homo-erotic thoughts about Cabaye

    7. We all would let Colo sh*g our partners

    8. We have a Shola fan club*

    9. If Sammy scores we're on the pitch

    10. We all think Perchy is gash.


    That's about it really...........unless there's more?

    * Not!
     
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  2. Protein Cheik

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    Haha, of course the Number 9 is the best one.
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    11. Fish puns are good.
     
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  4. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Shola has a fan club. Only joking
     
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  5. holystone

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    There's no plaice for them here........LOL
     
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  6. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Aside from Lady E, who're the other 2 lady folk?
     
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    I am so happy to have set such a wonderful tradition on this forum. For that I give you my favourite ever NUFC goal, Martins against Tottenham...what a thunderbolt!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ob=av2e
     
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    7. We all would let Colo sh*g our partners

    I wouldn't wish my missus on Colo, could ruin him for life. Has me anyhoo.
     
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  9. overseasTOON

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    For Cods Hake. It only works when you have a Grouper them put together.
     
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    LTF and Mrs Feenee
     
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    Also, AH's nickname is actually...The Big Gay!
     
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    12. an impressively high thread count is established by saying:

    on it's own in a thread and is especially handy if you can't type

    :bandit:
     
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fell for it. DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...LOL
     
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    this
     
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    this

    dammit OT!!
     
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    this
     
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    Whale have to have a re-think.
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    this
     
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    ME! and LTF

    EDIT: beaten to it by LadyE :grin:
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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