A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Swansea fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Swansea fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Swansea fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Swansea fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Cardiff fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Cardiff fan? " "Because my mum is a Cardiff fan, and my dad is a Cardiff fan, so I'm a Cardiff fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Cardiff fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Swansea fan."
Oh no Drew what have you done damn this thread will be crawling with jacks (when they understand the joke of course)
DrewBlue Sorry M8, I didn't find that at all funny. not a joke at all, just a sad reflection on the social problems that our children have to face, a gross indictement on todays society. What chance has that girl got of making anything of her life, or of getting a decent education? It's a tragic situation..............the poor kid is in a class full of jacks, with a teacher who asks stupid questions not a fit subject for humour at all
I knew the punch line as soon as I read the first two lines but I stil kept reading and I stilled laughed. Ooh these Swansea boys will be on here sooner rather than later bitching and moaning but who cares! Bluebirds......
‎5 swansea fans walking down the street......a thief,a peg seller,a liar,a caravan owner and a window licker.....I'm not even going to try and describe the other four.
