a debate

right not football but a debate im having with my lass. (shes a southener). with regards to meals i have
breakfast
dinner
tea
supper

she says
breakfast
lunch
dinner

and its ridiculous that id want 4 meals and theres no such thing as tea! it aint 4 meals breakfast and supper are only toast, that aint a bloody meal

discuss

 

She's wrong, punch her in the face and get her told.

 

It;s

Breakfast
dinner
tea

Americans are the ones that call their 3rd meal of the day dinner. Our country is slowly turning into the ****ing United States.

 

I wouldn't worry mate, my teenage son never stops bloody eating, he has about 6 meals a day!!!

 

Is he fat? Or is he bulking up?

 

No you are wrong Tash.

When you take a girl out in the evening for a meal, you take her our to dinner, you don't take her out to tea!!

 

Nah my dad's family are from London and it's always been lunch and dinner, I don't think it's an american thing. They say gararrrrrge instead of garage too.

 

i aint worried but for christs sake its 4 slices of fooking toast a day! and ur right tash shes talking fuking american but with a cockney accent! daft ****e she is

 

Well i wouldn't know much about that, would i?

; )

 

Neither, he is nearly 14 and is a goalkeeper. He trains 3 times a week and plays twice a week, and that is without school matches and PE. When he is not training/playing he is either kicking a football in the garden or jumping on the trampoline. There's not an inch of fat on him.

 

bet she calls buns rolls as well (married a southerner as well)


my wife says

breakfast
lunch
tea

weird ****ers

 

Soundest advice you'l ever get.

 

That's the only explaination you need. Alot of teenage lads are ****ing hungry mate!!! And the thing is, if he exercises, his motabolism speeds up.

I haven't exercised in 4 weeks and i only feel like eating twice a day max. When i'm walking to and from work which is about an hour of walking a day, i want to eat alot more, and find myself hungry 3 hours after every meal.

 

I am from London and we always said lunch and dinner........................and gararrrrrge

 

Down south it's:

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

Although my nan has:

Breakfast
Dinner
Tea

 

Breakfast is always breakfast.

Meal between 12-2 (ish) is lunch if uncooked, dinner if cooked. (but lunch if cooked AND evening meal is cooked)

Evening meal is tea if uncooked, dinner if cooked.

Any meal after that is supper.
Any meal between Lunch and Breakfast is elevenses.
Any meal between lunch and cooked dinner is also called tea.
Any meal between breakfast but before 11 o'clock is called second breakfast.

Any other meal is called being Scottish.

 

It's his birthday soon, so I am going to buy him his own bloody fridge!!

 

aye a buns a roll, tried telling her what a stottie was and she looked at me like im a dick and said '' so a big roll then''

 

haha.

I got a paper round when i was his age, and i got my own mini fridge to pack my **** in there lol.

It's class having the ability to not get off my arse to get a pepsi and a packet of wine gums