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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I was outside having a toke when some random ****er approaches me "give me your money ***got"
    lol "you think im really giving you my money"
    he pulls out a gun
    lol like thats going to hurt me, I look at him for a good 30 seconds
    he is angry and points the gun at my face "give me your ****ing money"
    I grab his balls
    unzip his zip and pull both of our pants down put rubber band on dick ,its dark so it kind of looks like i have a condom on
    **** robber in the ass
    he enjoys it

    he ****s me
    suck him off and he cums on my face
    we are young and in love
    Then 2 weeks later he calls and tells me he is pregnant
    like i give a **** honestly do you even think i care i could not care less.
     
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    What?
     
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  3. Trypsin-1

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    i sincerely hope john terry dies
     
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  4. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    <laugh> .
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    funny as **** <laugh>
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    [video=youtube;VAlBvxjApf4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAlBvxjApf4[/video]
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Toby <laugh>
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It's from Trailer Park Boys, my favourite show ever <ok>
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I use to watch that a few years back, bit vague on it now though.
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Damn I thought it was a documentary
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I think it's kind of filmed like a documentary.
     
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  12. Toby

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    The whole point of it is that's it's filmed in a documentary style, it's ****ing brilliant <ok>
     
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  13. Toby

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    [video=youtube;DLOpw7sj2O4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOpw7sj2O4[/video]
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <ok> my sarcasm font didnt work
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Too many acworth threads tonight, I automatically assume that anyone I'm talking to on here has an incredibly poor grasp on the English language <ok>
     
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  16. Trypsin-1

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    saints and toby <doh>
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <grr> Fuck off to your new friends on the mope board.
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Every answer of mine to Acworth is not sarcastic, I genuinely mean them <ok>
     
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  19. Toby

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    Your existence <doh>
     
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  20. Toby

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    Problem is ****wits like Bok keep on encouraging him, it's ****ing pointless <doh>
     
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