Off Topic A confession thread

No matter how good or bad it is, I won’t judge you, Admit what you’re scared of, I’ll start, I’m scared of dogs but I like pugs, Regarding the former, I had a bad experience with them, as remember being chased by 2 black dogs when I was growing up.

 

I set 2 black dogs on some kid years ago, it's a confession but I don't really regret it.

 

You're on a wind up.

 

Always.

 

A lad at work nicked some gloves of mine once so I spunked in his drink, but harsh really looking back.

 

I’m being serious.

 

I used to like making babies scream when left unattended in shopping trolleys at the supermarket.

Another favourite was standing next to someone on the meat aisle and slapping joints of meat then holding said meat to my ear. Do it a few times then walk off with the one that sounded right.

 

Are you going to confess to being a bully at your work place?? Oh and will you admit your a deviant aswell???

 

Go on then I'll play...

Never been scared of dogs, a dog will give you the respect you give it. Generally I tend to find even with the most aggressive dogs if you show them no fear, even the most guarded will calm. Might be something to do with my family having an Alsation when I was a very young boy, loved it, despite my mom being shhite scared of it.

Something else I'm not scared of is snakes, yet I know loads of people that are terrified of them. Although my lack of fear nearly cost me badly one time when my naivity led to me nearly picking up a coral snake, I was lucky that a relative native to the area screamed at me in time to prevent me picking it up. After that I've learned to be more cautious. I've also seen first hand the nasty consequence of a scorpion sting, little blighters can catch you unaware.

As for being scared, I hate the intelligience of rats, very clever, versatile creatures, capable of adapting to threats and something I've always felt could be a big threat to the human race #GreatPlague I know some love them as pets but i despise them.

 

Brilliant

 

I used to wake up most mornings, with no recollection of the night before, terrified of what I might have said or done.

I didn't do anything that bad (I checked, no one is missing, no one is buried under the patio), but my gob caused me a fair few problems. It's a ****ing miracle I'm still alive, frankly.

 

So you HATE BLACK dogs? Interesting.

 

Blow jobs ?

 

I made that classic mistake alot of blokes make. I got really drunk and ended up having sex with my best friend. Now I cant even bring myself to talk to him, let alone play fetch with him down the park!

 

@Matth_2014 knows how you feel bro.

 

I thought this was the OP coming out thread. ffs.

 

I once nicked some gloves off a tall bloke at work