A Classic from 13/14 Season

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Date of match - 29th March 2014. Date of supporting article "My Return Will Have Impact" - 28th March 2014.

 

Stop picking on St Alan you rotten bastard, now is not the time to be drumming up the anti Pardew campaign. I vote all this negativity has to stop. You are like the Chronicle or Journal with all this bitterness. You could at least wait until we've been t**tted off City when you still wouldn't have good reason, but at least would have a negative result to go to war with. Alan paid for his sins in the summer when Charnley and Ashley spit roasted him, its time to move on.

 

Pardew Out. In fairness we look to have made good signings and who knows he might proves us all wrong.

well we can all live in hope.

 

He is a record breaker. The first NUFC manager to lose 3 derbies on the bounce.

 

Probably the first manager to lose by 3 or more two home games in a row as Newcastle manager.

 

Negative bastards the lot of you. Lets focus on the positives. Remember that time we finished 5th...........................

 

**** off you positive bastard. Leave that gloomy cloud where it is and pass me a spare pitchfork please.

 

Pardew is a ****. We all know this. We move on into he gets sacked after the envitable embarassment in the Derby in December. He will then by fired via Trebuchet into the frozen, wild north to manage some **** Scottish pub team or preferably sails straight over into the North sea to be picked up and later eaten by a roaming band of starving, cannibalistic Shetland fishermen.

 

Can I just ask why so many mags have a problem with Pardew. Is it down to him not pushing you further up the table or is it more to do with tactics and style of play?

 

A lot of fans on here have a chronic beel addiction and need to go on the 12 step programme.

 

Hi. My name is Roland and I have a beel addiction.

 

Congratulations, you are on the road to recovery.

 

I too have an addiction to beel and beelers and was clean until tonight but don't like Pards as a person due to his behaviour (headbutt, abuse, pushing people, lack of respect, blame game etc...).

 

I have been clean until recently, however my constant low level exposure to the beel on this board has caused me to start beeling about beeling. I'm an addict and I don't know what to do, someone help please

 

We need to have a Beel Brothel where we can vent our beel in a controlled environment.

 

I've just had Richard Keys beeling at me on twitter

 

I keep wumming him about having his tongue up the ass of the Qataris. Lol.

 

He replied tonight asking me what I meant about something I tweeted on June 15th!!! June the ****ing 15th!!!!

 

What did you tweet him?

 

erm...

well I've just sent an apologetic tweet to Richard Keys for calling him a dick, when it turns out that Richard Keys is a technical director of a tech company and is not in fact Richard Keys the football presenter. I did wonder why Richard Keys would care that much about being called a dick when he must be used to getting called far worse on a daily basis. Turns out this is a random stranger who checks twitter every few months and came on tonight wondering why he had received hundreds of tweets about his views on goal-line technology, and generally being called a dick. Though to be fair anyone called Richard should really accept that being called a dick is fair game.

Guess I'm the one who looks like a dick now though. Oh, and Richard Keys the football presenter one. He's still a dick.