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A bar joke

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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    An Irishman, Welshman and a Jock walk into a bar.

    There's usually an Englishman but he's at the World cup.



    hahahahahaha ****ing Scottish and Irish cocksuckers hahahahahaha
     
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Haha eye leak these . Verity cleaver.
     
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Sum peep hole want leak these.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> wonderful
     
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    England is marginally better (maybe a full tier) better than Scotland and Ireland in football. I’ll give them that.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A guy walks into a bar and slips on a ****e somebody did on the floor.

    Another guy walks in and slips on the same ****e.

    First guy says: "I did that."

    <party>

    Yaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?


    Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Why do Scotsman wear kilts?


    Because sheep know the sound of a zip
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    These racist jokes disgust me.
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Get a grip you English tart
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Jokes aren't racist.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. bayernkenny

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    Thus my Lederhosen when visiting Caledonia's Northlands!
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  15. Tina.

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    Fûck off ya English prick.
     
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    Tina., Jul 5, 2018
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    BFH3.jpg

    Four World Cup wins.
    Four World Cup losing finalists.
    Four World Cup third place finishes.

    Three European Nations Championship wins.

    Five European Cup/Champion's League victories.

    You have won the lottery of life if you were born in Bayern or adopted Bayerisch nationality (?).
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    How many world wars??
     
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    Ze Germans lost two world wars yet somehow manage to run half the world.

    ps I'm half-German.
     
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    None; thank f**k. The last thing I want is to live in either a militaristic or fascist National Socialist state!<cheers><cheers>:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::smiley-finger007::smiley-finger007:<party>
     
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    Maybe some of these bammy English nutters who call wireless phone-ins and suggest the European Union is Germany's latest attempt to rule Europe are correct!:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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