Doing it for charity. Haven't trained as much as I'd have liked to because I'm a lazy bastard. Please start your messages of support below. <prayformuir>
9 miles isn't too hard even without training. Only joking it's quite tough. Why 9? random number. I say you run 10.
It's from 2 particular locations I'll be ****ing dying after it. Can't wait to pile all the calories I burn off back on in the form of sweet sweet vodka.
Shouldn't expect anything less from the Irish. Even when you're thieving you're still cheapskate bastards.
The problem I often find with these runs is that people are faster than me, then it makes me feel bad coming near last competing with some big fat **** who looks in much worse shape.
I like running but my ankle is ****ed and it seizes up on me and I end up jogging like Keyser Söze all the way home.
I ****ing hate running. Only decided to do this because it's harder. I'm not going to be one of these ****s that walks a kilometre for charity and asks you for money ****ing infuriating that.