80 year old skydiver falls out of her harness

[video=youtube;3LFkPzObIug]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LFkPzObIug[/video]

Don't know who to blame. The stupid old woman for doing it in the first place of the fella for pushing her out the door and not attaching her properly.

 

John Terry

 

I bet she was whistling all the way down.

 

Holy ****
i was on my computer and my dad said
what the **** are you doing on not609
and i said
**** you dad
and then he punched a wall and it broke
so i threaw my computer at him but it missed and hit my mom
and then my sister was like
what the **** scruffy
and then i realized i was a dog
so i took a **** on the floor
it was the best day ever

 

the rolls of fat wobbling

 

Luckily she was already wearing incontinence pants.