When I'm bored, I play a game on my phone. 8 ball pool. I'm fairly good at it., but the thing is I just lost to a Liverpool fan. I didn't know he was a Liverpool fan until he potted the black. I must have been... I think my mind was elsewhere or something. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me? Can I forgive myself?
It must have been the wine. Or maybe I'm not alright, I don't know. I was going to blame lockdown, but I've not been on lockdown. I do keep having songs in my head. Bad songs like 'Wake me up before you go go'. I hate Wham. I'm going for a lie down
Get some decent fish and chips with curry sauce down yer. Plenty of salt and vinegar and you'll be as reet as ninepence. It's the hot weather whats doing it to yer. No fee applicable for the consultation btw as you are clearly suffering.
