Yup, everyone's favourite, Sir Cliffy Of Richard is set to go on an extensive UK tour to commemorate his 75th Birthday. What a treat for the his loyal fans, youngsters, OAP's and all those in between really adore his spotless image and fine tunesmithery down the years. Not announced where he is playing yet. Rumours that he is touring Her Majesty's prisons have not been denied as yet. My favourite songs of his are Wired For Sound, The Lord's Prayer, Mistletoe And Wine and Open Wide.
Getting so old he's started pissin himself. Does this remind you of anyone ER? please log in to view this image
Look at all the birds surrounding him. Rumour has it that Sir Cliff shags each and every one, usually in both holes, as an initiation into his backing ensemble, what a guy!
