A few months back one of the guys on here gave me 6000 eBooks for my iRex eBook reader. They were all gay Sci-Fi and Fantasy stuff but some alright things like Steven King and Tolkein etc thrown in. Just looking through them there to see if there was anyone else I'd actually heard of and what do I find but 27 Jeffrey Lord "Blade" books I'm going to read the first one tonight. Bet it's ****.
I'll pretty much read anything apart from ****ey airport style novels like Dan Brown. And I haven't read the Harry Potter books because I'm a grown man,The only adults who read them are loners and *****s. Just finished the Hound of the Baskervilles and the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. To be honest he's a right **** and would get a smack in the chops if he was a real life private detective.
I used to be like that but now i usually only read non fiction. I read 1 harry potter book to win an argument with my sister. I highlighted every part which was stolen from Tolkein almost every page gad an orange line on it. i ****ing hate harry potter
Stewart Lee does an ace stand-up bit about Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Crock of ****, Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing... My old flatmate tried to get me to read the first one. It was so English and twee without being interesting. I hate her smug face too as if she's a literary genius of some sort. She just a daft cow who got rich wiritng about a queer boy wizard.
One of my pals is working on her house extension in aberfeldy. Anyone on site with a mobile phone or camera is instantly fired, if she comes to site all work stops and everyone except the architect must leave. I would love to punch her in the fanny.
Just finished his autobiography thing or whatever you would call it. Pretty good and really interesting to see how he writes his shows. Dougie- I hate her and her "has somebody just farted?" smile. She sounds like a right bitch too
Now if I was renovating Michelle Mone's gaff, then I'd have to have a fly chug in her knicker drawer.
Did anyone listen to Off the Ball last time she was on and this Partick Thistle fan called in and was deadly serious while he was talking about football then right at the end he shouted "Get your tits out Michelle" Classic.
Damn right Dougie. There's something about The Mone. I bet she's a good ****. I'd leave her face looking like a painter's radio.
i found that when i was looking for pics of nerds to post in a reply to venom. it was just too wrong not to post
