6 points down already....

[ilovedelia]

Andy (call me Andrew) Johnson has signed for QPR!
We all know what a cheating diving conning arsehole he is, I guess it will be at least 2 penalty's against us in both games this season, based on his previous performances against us, so we've already lost 6 points before the season starts. I predict that he will get 12 penalty awards unless the ref's wake up and send him off for "simulation"! But I can't see that happening because the FA has lost it's balls.
Well done QPR another young, up and coming starlet in the making, top signing!

ILD OTBC

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

i doubt he'll play to be fair.

he'll either be injured or on a dance floor somewhere... in either case he'll be with kieron dyer

 

[ilovedelia]

i doubt he'll play to be fair.

he'll either be injured or on a dance floor somewhere... in either case he'll be with kieron dyer

Fair enough, but I still think we should warn our defence;

No eye contact, Will fall to the floor as if shot!
No looking in the general direction, Will fly through the air as if wings had been attached!
No shouting within 50 yards, Will feign death!
No catching the ball if he's on the pitch, Will get 2 broken legs at least.
No sneezing in general vicinity, Will hold head in hands as if been punched.
Kicking the ball anywhere near him, Will induce dizzyness, resulting in total collapse.
All these and more WILL result in penalty's being awarded, defenders, you have been warned.

ILD OTBC