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i put the bbc through that translator, makes the news far better. "Carlos the titty ****ing Jackal in sentence appeal" "President "Son of a thrusting whore" Barack Obama screws reports the US tax collection agency targeted conservative political groups for extra scrutiny are "creams"." "140 squirts of space Canadian astronaut Hadfield's ****s from Earth's orbit"