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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Apr 15, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    She looks like she's been up all night getting ****ed from a strappin young stable-hand.
     
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  3. Erik

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    I'd have pissed off Christians instead and said it was a clean-shaven Jesus.
     
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    You're putting too much effort into that street party Stereo. You need to learn to delegate. Rebel is gagging to help you.
     
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    That comes AFTER the wedding, about 9 months before she gives birth to the new "prince".
     
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    stop being a sectarian bigot
     
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  8. EDGE

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    <applause>
     
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  9. xLuKeYx

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    Is it still sectarian if it has nothing to do with religion? Or if I'm Welsh? Or if she is a Nazi cow?
     
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    Apparently you can't make any sort of disparaging comment about Lizzy or you'll be branded as sectarian regardless of whether it has anything to do with her being the Head of the Church of England or not.
     
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    royal ****s - do away with the lot of em and make em work for a living like the rest of us. ****ers
     
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  12. EDGE

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    Get your tits out mate <ok>
     
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  13. Mick

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    a 700g jar of jelly beans, that's some going.
     
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    <laugh>

    Nobody outside of London, Devon or Cornwall cares for the Queen. Southerners have a misplaced sense of worth because their precious monarch has a grandson that is getting married, and they start to spew all this crap about how great Britain is and how it brings the UK together.

    Does it ****. England, Scotland, Wales and especially Northern Ireland have no affinity whatsoever. We have a grudging respect in some aspects, but other than that we couldn't give a **** about the other members of the UK. The Queen can **** off, anyone who cares can **** off and I've got something Middleton can suck off.
     
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    Londoners couldn't give a ****
     
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  17. Erik

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    It makes me proud that not a single person in Hull has applied for a license to have a 'street party'. :D
     
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  18. EDGE

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Nice one Jordo!
     
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  19. EDGE

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    National pride is ****ed.

    Too many whinging ****s.

    I'm off to Asia
     
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