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5 reasons Sunderland secretly envy Newcastle

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  1. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    1. Average Scum attendance still only 40,011 ( though respect when most fans on benefits)
    2. They hate having a Geordie in charge
    3. Shola is black and white.
    4. Newcastle always has been a proper City , not a trumped up town.
    5. The Stadium of Light could be expanded to 64,000 capacity, but they could only attract more people than Newcastle if they re-located the JobCentre there. <laugh>
     
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    holystone, Aug 17, 2011
  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    I can see where this thread will inevitably end up
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    By Cod! My monitor is actually shaking due to the advancing hordes...
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    What about the other 999,995 reasons?
     
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  5. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    Ha!
     
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    ...And Out Come the Wolve, Aug 17, 2011
  6. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    This is going to be good.
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    skalpel, Aug 17, 2011
  7. holystone

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    You really in Prague?
     
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  8. skalpel

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    Yep.
     
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    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Do we need 3D glasses for this specticle we are about to witness?

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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Had many daliances with the prossers? I hear they're awesome and Czech women in general are just tip top. I only ask about the prossers because I like to know where the best ones are for when wor lass decides to upsticks and go because of the amount of sport I watch. Also I'm just edging away from the subject matter because I forsee a stampede! (though Newcastle supporters have much bigger knobs in general - according to Sunderland lasses)
     
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  11. skalpel

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    There's a ton of clubs with 'private sessions' that are quite upmarket looking and would be the best place to look for. There's one that has different rooms rigged up with cameras and lets you go free if you let them tape it and stick it on their website <laugh>. Can't tell you from experience though, I'm basically married and only have eyes etc.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You get to go free with a hot honey if you let them tape it? Haha. Now that is a great offer. I'd want a copy of the video for proerperity reasons (ok its ham shanking reasons) Aye I'm eyes only but I'm convinced this season could be breaking point! Excellent information for future use should the worst happen!

    On the original subject I think they may be envious of our ability to pull a crowd. I've just nearly sacked our secretary. She thought it was ok to send me an offer from Sunderland AFC offering a three game deal for £120. It was £150 but take up was slow. This is what you got for your money:

    · Executive padded seat at the front of the upper tier of the Strongbow Stand;
    · Private Bar Facilities with promotional bar pricing Pre-Match and Full Time;
    · Complimentary Home Cooked Dish of the Day;
    · Matchday Programme;
    · Quarterly Legion of Light Magazine (Seasonal Customers only);
    · Prize Draw every game and SAFC Legends in attendance;

    I believe the homecooked meal of the day is cheesy chips. If there was final bullet point as below I might have actually considered it and rejected it, as opposed to printing out the email and using the paper to wipe my arse.

    · Guaranteed win for Newcastle in both derbies with a free bottle of bubbly to celebrate each Ameobi goal
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 17, 2011
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    what's that coming over the hill...... is it a Mackem.... is it a Mackem......
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    Have you never thought of being a stand-up comedian? I'm sure with such amazing material you would take the Edinburgh comedy Festival by storm...

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  15. Aldridge_Prior

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    And there it is.... <applause>
     
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    1. Still one of the best attendance's in the premier league.
    2. Says who ? I think you lot hate it more than we do and just wait and see Brucies face light up with joy on saturday when we beat you.
    3. WHO ?
    4. What has that got to do with football ?
    5. Hilarious.
     
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  17. Aldridge_Prior

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    Apart from point 2... Errmmm, this.
     
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  18. Oh Titus She Said No

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  19. Aldridge_Prior

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    <wah> Reminds me of Skalpel's suicide!
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Steve Bruce is not a Geordie. There is no way a man with head that size was born in this area. The Corbridge thing is a red herring. With that kind deformation it is more likely he was born in Billingham near the old ICI. Or Hendon.
     
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