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5 Long Years

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by - SW6 -, Nov 15, 2012.

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    It's my fifth wedding anniversary soon, not sure what to get the mrs but the very notion that wood is the theme of the fifth year, it would seem pretty obvious to me that she should get a length at the very least.

    That said, the last time I got my rod out and waded into the salmon canyon was on our last anniversary, and I landed a nipper...quite literally, 4 1/2 months old now and going strong.

    What do you reckon?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=B7G_b239mbc
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

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    awwww i'd say go for another baby. two conceptions out of two would be cracking statistics.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It was our 5th anniversary recently too. I just got her a book she wanted. Books are made of paper, paper comes from wood.
     
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    Jip, ban this ****<grr>
     
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    Paper is 1st anniversary<ok>

    Was it the AA charter?

    I will not get pissed and not come home.

    I will not get pissed and wear your clobber.

    I will not get pissed.
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Keep this to yourself, but the word on the street is that junior isn't SW's. The frizzy hair and all-year round tan are a dead giveaway.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    8 weeks sober <ok> :(

    It was a book by the bird wot did The Other Boleyn Girl.
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    you should definitely go for another baby, its the ultimate gift.
     
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    You leave Leroy out of this<grr>
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

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    this reminds me, i must get my repeat prescription.
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Give her money.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I've had the hair lip.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

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    as ronaldo said "i have closed the factory"
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Leroy <laugh>

    That's everyone's go-to stereotypical black name.
     
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    Ironing board or yuletide log
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Fat Ron or Cristiano?
     
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    It was either that, Junior or Marvin.

    I hope Jason Roberts isn't reading this.
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    fat one, after discovering yet another love child.
     
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    That's what I give your mrs.

    I want mine to feel special.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Next year will be 20 years for me and the missus.

    Twenty long bleeding years.
     
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