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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Turns out the five nuggets that got washed aff a beach in Nigelshire yesterday were all from London.

    Result.
     
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  2. gas

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    They were probably trying to escape to claim asylum in Syria.

    Can't blame them for trying.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <peacedove>
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    87% of black people can't swim <laugh>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    70% in America. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    They were SriLankan so probably brown rather than full on black.

    Anyone got the swimming ability stats of SriLankans? Further up in India the ****ers are always taking a dip in the Ganges so I suspect they can at least pull off a doggie paddle.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Sri Lankans are darker than Africans .

    Screen shot 2012-02-28 at 10.27.23 AM.png
     
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    Only a poll will confirm this <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A good start
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sake five Shire lankans floating in the sea would look like someone forgot to flush.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ponders not Sri Lankan?
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

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    Katie is brain damaged, leave her alone!!!
     
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    Did any of them have a degree?
     
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    Knot that I know of
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    On an article about the sea too <applause><rofl>
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    Phew, I thought you would all dinghy it
     
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    These are the five chaps who went for a dip at Camber Sands. I am sure GC will be a haven of brotherly love and sympathy.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sri Lankan people's front crack suicide squad?
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'm a Sussex man to the core, but Camber is a **** hole, it has to be said.
     
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