5 ****ing p!!!!!

Bottle of water - 65p
Bottle of Pepsi Max - 95p
Cheese Sandwich - £1.80
Sausage Roll - £1.30
Tangy Toms - 15p
Tangy Toms - 15p
Salt & vinegar crisps - 50p
Hula Hoops - 50p
Twirl - 55p
Timeout - 55p
20 ***s - £5.15

Indian: "Do you need a bag?" course I ****ing do.

Me "Yeah"

Indian "Its 5p for a bag" WTF!!

Me "5p for a ****ing plastic bag?"

Indian "Ok sir. Thatd £12.25"

Me "I don't want it now, how the **** am I going to carry it? Just spent £12 & you wanna charge me for a poxy bag?"

Indian "5p price for bag. You pay £12.25 or I call police"

Me " Call the ****ing police, your the robbing **** charing me 5p for a plastic bag"

Indian "you no swear in my shop. I call police."

Me " ****ing call them you prick. That timeout has a best before date of January. You robbing ****."

****ing starving now

 

****in paki bastard

 

You should have wrote "Tangy Toms x 2 - 30p"

Would have saved you a couple of seconds.

 

I did at first - then I thought some **** would question why tangy toms were 30p

No win situation.

 

Its also good practice to do this

Anyway, arent Tangy Toms supposed to be 5p?

 

without people like him those timeout bars would just go in a skip and thats another 9.625p per bar in taxes we'd miss out on.

i salute you indian shop owner

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Life's a bitch.

 

Timeouts are ****ing awesome

 

Well at least you had a bottle of water in amongst all that ****e

 

Tommy - I'd rather have too much & keep it in my desk or the fridge for another day then not buying enough & being hungry

 

What would 5p have got you back in the day Tommy?

 

that was alot of ****e. a bet ur jobbies are sticky as ****

 

I'd have had the cheese sandwich for sure, followed by a pack of hula hoops & a chocolate bar & the pepsi max.

The sasuage roll was incase I wasn't having dinner at my moms so i could get a snack to keep me going & possibly the chocolate bar for more energy.

If not I'd have kept it at work for next week.