Big bust up with the missus today, told here to get to **** (won't mis her). Suicide rating is 3 (1 being dead and 10 being happy). **** **** ****. I'm too close to the Clyde for my own good.
A good way of dealing with the pain is to post naked pictures of your missus on your favourite football forum.
You wouldn't want to see them, really. Unless you like watching women stuffing their ****ing faces with chocolate.
show us ST, it was in the original rules for this place that following a breakup all naked pics must be appropriately distributed.
aye the wee arsehole said he would email them that evening then never came back. You should email him to see what the **** is happening.
*Bump* I miss SSK, he was great. His suicide plans and vodka drinking tales were great. He's probably dead now