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4 Pints and a JD n coke in my lunchhour ...

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    and I have a 2 hour conference call at 3pm!!!

    My 2 bosses are out of the office today, so me and the sales dude went for a pint at lunchtime...

    ****in ended up necking the pints...


    3pm, just enough time for me to crash n burn!
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Got some beers from John Lewis earlier and sat in the park with a girl from work.

    Park-drinking in Oxford Circus, living the dream <cool>

    Pud you're going to fall asleep on the conference call and start snoring.
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yip ... I'm leading the call on "product density"
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Stopped reading after this pile of **** from Billy no mates. No guy would sit in a park with you you ****in lonely ****in spastic.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm a handsome young IT technician with George Clooney-esque hair, women fight to hang out with me <cool>

    How's the dogfood soup going down? You had your 2pm cry yet or you saving it up for later?
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    How can he have a '2pm cry' at any time other than 2pm?
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Get someone to stand by you with a stick, and prod you whenever your eyes glaze over.
     
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  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Makes sense :D
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Bigot!
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You know what to do Pud.

    [video=youtube;_O6bWb7oEuE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O6bWb7oEuE&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    How can you be so desperate to point-score yet fail every time?
     
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  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> **** you ...am gonny have to **** your wife for that!
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Describe it for me... canny watch at work! Blocked!
     
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  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Are you the male half of the couple we're meeting up with tomorrow night. <yikes>
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :(
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Naw.
     
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  17. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Booooooooooo!
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Have you got your Mud single dusted down for this Christmas again lonesome?
     
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    I fell asleep in a meeting with 2 other people yesterday - and was stone cold sober <doh>
     
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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aye ... my Mrs is a lot (a lot) skinner than me!
     
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