The take the piss, have a swear, **** it all thread

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Our women would kill you mate.

We might be ****e and play like little girls but they play like Zico, Pele and company.
 
Another positive I don't need to go to work tomorrow to face the laughing barcode gnomes abuse. . . . . . . . . . bugger it's Sunday isn't it?
 
We are in free fall and no parachute to save us-championship here we come.WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS THAT WAS TODAY
 
Too right Frank, we were flattered by the scoreline we should be deducted goals for a display like that.
 
We've got a pack of talented players with no ****ing bottle and fight mate that is what.

Sports not just about what you have, it's about mentality, on this score our players are a bunch of ****ing no hopers.

100% spot on. Brucey may not have Mr Shorts backing if this continues. However I believe a win will alter confidence enormously against the teams we have left to play.
 
This performance was ****ing awful. They didn't play particularly well, we didn't play at all. That was our strongest ****ing team for ages, and we still get nailed. Bunch of ****s.
 
We've got a pack of talented players with no ****ing bottle and fight mate that is what.

Sports not just about what you have, it's about mentality, on this score our players are a bunch of ****ing no hopers.

Reminds me of us when we went down. You probably have enough to stay up but you need to seriously sort out the attitude of some players.

Technically, our players are probably the weakest we've had for years (apart from Barton, Tiote and Enrique) but the team spirit we now have having shed the 'celebs' from the squad has made us so much stronger.
 
Although I don't care much for your team or alot of your players, you's were good today.

Tevez as usual was a constant threat and work horse.

I haven't forgiven De Jong for his leg breaking poo tackle but he destroyed everything in midfield, something his inbread counter-part failed to do.

Back 4 were solid.

I hope you's dont get champions league this year in all honesty but credit where it's due, your team played well today <ok>