37 reasons not to sack creepy fyass

****ing nearly killed me this like

Pahahahahahahahaha

Crying

http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/09/37-reasons-why-newcastle-should-not-sack-alan-pardew/?ath=

 

i'm scared to look, you twats

 

"Sunderland games are overrated."

Yes Alan, that's why you nearly cried when Di Canio was laughing at you

 

Its pure excellence, my cheeks are killing me

 

Go on man its a classic, its all there in on fell swoop

 

Very funny that, not sure if written by a sarcy Newcastle fan or a Sunderland fan...

 

Dunno mate but its creased me

 

my thoughts exactly.

thought the pardew excuse meter was better, mind

 

It's amazing that the Newcastle manager is hated more by Mags than Mackems ...... I love the bloke

 

The random excuse generator? That was a laugh. The thing that gets me with things like the article above though is that while it is clearly tongue in cheek, it is also 100% factual at the same time...just embarrassing.

 

Reason 38 right there. ^^^

 

He's an absolute gift isn't he ....... even Mrs Smug looks up from her book when his post match excuse-fest comes on the telly

 

Bloody hell Smug, you dislike your missus so much you actually make her watch our games?

 

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quality poster DM like

 

I'm not ashamed to say I always record Newcastle games ....... if they win I instantly wipe it.

If they lose I fast forward to the funny bits

 

Likewise yourself man

 

There's been plenty of funny bits this year <sob>

 

the total opposite when sunderland are on

 

Did anyone scroll down to Alonso's stats for Bayern?
Unfuckingbelievable.

 

Brilliant!!!