The 3 officers driving their vans got out go shopping come out with bags of shopping each is this on ? ive asked people opposite take cameras of it by the way that's Greenwich police who are doing this bang out of order if u ask me
"You are under arrest, on suspicion of being a very ripe, very tasty, very about to be in my tummy, avocado."
From what I've heard they were responding to an incident in Waitrose. An unhappy customer poured Domestos onto the display of peaches. They charged him with bleach of the peach. In further news, at the Wairose petrol pumps another customer was somewhat stupidly smoking a cigarette whilst filling his car and his arm caught fire. Police charged him with being in possession of a firearm.
Fools and their money, I think Waitrose is proof that rich does not necessarilly mean intelligent. Aldi and Lidl are just as good but they don't have a cafe.
Now see what you did there? You telegraphed the punchline mate. That's all wrong. For the best comedy results you need to keep the audience guessing. So instead of "pouring domestos into a case of peaches" you say a case of fruit. That way we are all like, "oh my God,why would he do that" . Then you hit them with the bleach of the peach punchline and lap up the adoration. Same goes for "his arm caught fire",firearm, really? School boy error there it has to be said, very disappointing. His sleave caught alight would have been much more affective.
Well Iain I think we can all agree that it is sound advice I have given him. How he reactes to that advice is up to him. He can run with it and see his comic input to this forum flourish or he can reject it and carry on being the not606 version of Duncan Norville.
Dev's 1920's style brand of comedy is as subtle as a brick in the face , his act was designed to last no longer than 2 minutes with an organist behind him . Eg . Take my mother in law , please take her . Me and the wife went to the West Indies. Jamaica? No she went of her own accord. Tree mendous egg sactly Etc etc
