24 hours of strong battering winds takes it's toll

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does anyone have a shed going spare?

 

do the people living in the house not mind you living at the bottom of their garden ?

 

aah, I see the abdominal curl exercise thingimmy has found it's way to the shed.

How many times did it get used Jordan? Twice?

 

I'm surprised you knew what that was. Ye fat bastard.

 

What is this? The ****ing Elizabethan period?

 

Thou ist a wretched daemon.

 

I find intelligent men to be an incredible turn on.

 

i believe that was bought for me for christmas about 10 years ago. went straight from being in it's box to being in the shed. can have it if ya want. free + £5 p&p

 

Likewise. Tell me when you find one - perhaps we could share!

 

Diligo vos ingurgito

 

I'm up for that. Not a ****ing chance we'll find one on here though.

 

You don't need to know all the answers. No one is smart enough to ask you all the questions.

 

Is that out Harry Potter?

 

We'll still have each other, Tina. We're forever united through our love of Len Fairclough.

 

Diligo vos ingurgito?

 

If you had a magic wand while saying it, it may do the trick.

 

Not a ****ing chance I'm clicking on that.

 

that's impressive.