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24 Days Until Descruction.

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  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Yes my good friends, the time is almost upon us when man's rule of the planet will come to an end. May 27 is the date. How did I come by this momentous revelation? I found it in an online ad for a book called "2008 God's Final Witness." It seems that the first trumpet was blown in 08, signifying an economic melt down. The next three trumpet will herald the destruction of the USA, and when the fifth trumpet sounds, WW3 will erupt and billions across the planet will perish.

    I say unto to ye all, "Hastily throw thee onto the ground in supplication, for the time is nigh."
     
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  2. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    I was in such a panic, I forgot to put a "t" in the title. Sorry about that, but I now have bigger things on my mind.
     
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  3. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I thought you meant descrotum
     
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  4. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Most of the ****s on here are ****ed and will burn in hell. For the God fearing ones among us there is always hope. :)


    Repent <ok>
     
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  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    [video=youtube;-hJQ18S6aag]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag[/video]
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    If you 'Go Advanced' you can edit the title.
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Does that mean no Euro footy? :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  9. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Well I'm glad my team has failed to get into the play-offs ( L2 final date :emoticon-0106-cryin )
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Get this old firm ****e of GC <grr>
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not much point paying the mortgage this month then. Might as well sp**k it all on donuts and Asti Spumante. You are sure about the 27th?
     
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  12. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Its true, newgod will rise from the ashes on the 28th and make the remaining survivors of this up & coming Armageddon to eat eagle ****.

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    We have no chance, he studied psychology. <yikes>
     
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  13. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Thanks Tarq. <ok>
     
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  14. The Rooster

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    wots the deal with this **** ?
     
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  15. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Try eating it.
     
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